sepeaking semenanjung~

hah, kecek semenanjung ni mimang nda susa..tp yg baru smpai semenanjung tu jan mo minta puji sepeaking semenanj and vice versa..hahahaha..nnt kejadian sebegini terjadi jeng jeng jenggg....

kejadian A : asal?
A : awak ni asal mane ea?
B : saye asel sabeh..
A : ow, sabah mane?
B :&^&$%#*
A : yang ade jambatan femes tu ke?
B : nda le..yg tu kat &%^&$(^^(&..

Kejadian B : jarak jauh
A & B~A mo tanya pasal excel..
A : camne nak besarkan column ni ea?
B : ko tengo kat siring2 excel tu..mesti ade punye..

fyi, semenanjung nda paham "siring" ahahahaha


sa nda pandai sepeaking semenanj ni..either sa shut up, or pakai bahasa yg buli drang paham:) asalkan drang buli paham ok la tu..tp klu kawan2 rapat/se-course sma sa..jan arap la sa sepeaking sma drang..sa antam ja slang sabah..guess wat,drang paham juga..tp mo kasi slow skit..jan cakap laju2..haha..klu ada yg drang nda paham,drang tanya juga tu..and through that, we exchange knowledge..kawan sa skrng paham santut, siring, tuuuuuuna, ndamo,nemau,tiamo,sa,sia,gete and few dirty words..hahaha..bukan dirty ba tu..human organ:D klu d sabah, "pantat" kita punya pantat la kan..klu drang cni, pantat is ppuan punya tuttttt, i got many sarawakian friends here too...and 'burit' for them is our pantat..but for semenanj,burit is ppuan punya tuttttt..XD teringat sa satu kejadian...jeng jeng jengggg

kisah benar, kmi berpicnic d sg &%%, (kmi ni terdiri daripada borneons+semenanjungs semangat 1msia la katakan:)...si A nampak santut si B...
A (sabah) : ui,npk santut ko
B (semenj) : santut?apaitu santut? (sambil tingu tangan dia) XD

A mo p mandi sungai, dia masuk belukar tukar baju n sluar , dia jerit..jangan cubuk sa aa,sa pakai santut ja ni! (semua ktawa)

lepas bergurau senda..ada lg isu baru muncul..kali ni C & D pula..
C (sarawak) : kotor suda burit ko duduk sna..
D (semenj & lelaki) : hoi!aku takde burit laaa..
C : hahahaha..ko tiada burit?jadi mcamnala ko duduk?
A (sabah & penyampuk) : hahahahahaaa, ko mesti open skit...cuba ko tanya C apa maksud burit tu
D: aku tau la, burit tu c*pap, aku mane ade bende tu
C : kmi lain la, burit tu maksud kmi bontot..hahahaha..
semua yg hadir ktwa kuat sekuat2nya, terutama skali florence, anngie dan solihin(opps,tersebut).....sejak tu solihin digelar cipap soli..XD soli tersipu2 sambil berkata "korang ni x senonoh la, cover malu dgn mengipas ayam bbq!

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crita baru........jengjeng...........kwn2 sa ni mmg ada miring skit..and mmg smangat 1msia..semua masuk..ni crita budak dr kedah

A : sa mo p makan la..lapar suda sa ni..jum p makan..kijap lg abis kelas
B : ni lah budok saboh ni..cube sebut baek2 bg aku paham sket..dok kijap2..
A : budok kedoh ni nda sedar diri..ui, bukan saboh la..sabah..saboh tu binatang ka makanan??

jgn mara aji..ahahahhaa..kan suda masuk dalam blog sa..baru ko tau..kotoh


ni kisah 2 orang yg keboringan + ngantuk dlm kuliah........
A : kmu ajar saya kecek sabah bah
B: boleh ba klu ko, sa ajar ko..ko ajar sa..
A : eh, mane boleh..mu la ajar saya, mu nak gocoh?
B : ko ni,suda la minta ajar..mo gocoh2 lagi..nate btul la ko ni
A&B ktawa bersama..hilang rasa boring dan ngantuk td:P


semua cerita sukasuki saja..teda niat pa2 pun..watak2 dlm ni suma coursemate sa yang sporting..crita yang last but not least, rahsia terbongkar......!! fresh dr FB si Florence James Embu!!!mcm2 ada,siap iban slang semenanjung lg!hahahahaaa..ni la cth kegilaan yg ada..byk lg..tp biarlah rahsia kata dato ct :D til next time, jya mata!

status si kawan>>>>> Florence James : Name saye norazite.... saye suke kawan dengen die.... ayat paling digemari oleh Kenneth James dan Jenifer Josli (identiti sebenar disembunyi) ari tige ni saye takde keles... Norazita Selanie

Norazita Selanie

hehe (ukai bunyi hehe biase nye) Ku tengeh pikir sepe meh nye endu.. sungguh klasik ayet itu.. eik? neme kebueh neme ku bisi diteg?

April 21 at 5:17pm ·

Kenneth James

merinse side......tidak mau saye dinge......

April 21 at 5:17pm ·

Norazita Selanie

haha.. kenepe?

April 21 at 5:18pm ·

Florence James

patricie : enti nemu dieu aje... hehehe

endun : ile aku nusoi ke d... cehite kenet tok...lawek amet...

keneth : merinse kamu ninge pie? saye merinse gik nadu cerite tok bak fb... ende nemu saye ka madeh...

April 21 at 5:27pm ·

Norazita Selanie

okok..

April 21 at 5:29pm ·

Kenneth James

dini kamu bulih cerite nye?????sengape kite tok......

April 21 at 5:37pm ·

Florence James

cte dalem bus... x sengape tok..diases oleh kenneth

April 21 at 5:39pm

Norazita Selanie

aku gik tertanye-tanye meh tu.. hahe

April 21 at 5:45pm ·

Anngie Leonie Chan

astaganaga, anne rase korang ni tersaleh meken ubet le..kesayaan kehairanan kenampakan kebahasaan kekamurangan.kepelikan..

April 21 at 6:48pm ·

Florence James

ann, flo rase kan.... flo x rase ape2

April 21 at 7:26pm ·

Anngie Leonie Chan

anne rase kan..anne nak makan besar mlm ni..sempene exam anne dah lalu due paper.nak join x?jum g makan org..

April 21 at 7:37pm ·

Florence James

maken kat mane ann? flo malas nak jalan.... hahaha myampeh flo bcakap ngan anne tau...

April 21 at 7:47pm ·

Jenifer Josli

pening pala kawe bco komen sek mu nih...
bakpo pulok kawe suko ayt 2?
kawe suko dgr ja...xdok pulok smpi suko2 nih...
=p

April 21 at 9:58pm ·

Florence James

suko dengo ngan suko tu samo la... mu jange lawe ckap mama!! :P

April 21 at 11:10pm ·

Jenifer Josli

HAHAHAHAHA
KAWE DOK PDULI...
DOK SAMO...
ARAHN JELAS YE MAMA..
HEHEHHE =P

weekend gateway~

lama nda update blog sa ni..rindu pula:p memandangkan arini lengang skit..sa coret2 la sepatah dua pun patah juga..:D today is 3rd week im doing industrial training in MARA..mgu lalu kena bagi keja buat JPU..baru submit td..hope teda mistake...n just now kena bagi borang penilaian,kena suru buat analisis,but tau la budak baru blajar ni..ndatau cmna mo buat..klu ikut cara sa, mmg drang nda berkenan:p so, this is why im here..to learn:) so,curently waiting fr her to gimme some sample to study.....in d meanwhile, sa isi masa lapang laa..hehe..boring ba cni..teda keja kena bagi...nasib ada tenet,dpt men..klu nda,jadila mcm 1st week sa..renung dinding smpai tembus.they ask me,what do i want to do..duhh~hw d hell do i know,they were supposed to gimme any work yang easy2 la..namanya pun industrial training...i think they confused, sbb i took education course, i explained them several times,its not related to my course..it is me being here, experience office environment..but they kept on wanting me to do techear2 punya work...gosh...anyway, im placed in Bhgian pendidikan dan latihan menengah..see,it relates with pendidikan juga kan...2nd week baru la en. hassan gave me some work becuz he pity me having no work at all...buat JPU,nasib sa suda blajar:) dapat juga diaplikasikan..hehehee....ok,enuf about my LI...

last weekend i had fun keliling kl wit itafloayung n ryan(smallworld, he is in my friendlist in FB, n now we met f2f thru our friend)...lepas keja,trus p jumpa drang..nasib ada bwa baju spare..klu nda,pakai kebaya la sa jln2..haha..we went to timesq jumpa si ryan..then went dinner (thx ryan fr d dinner)...smbil2 tu waiting for anak selanie to arive..........jln2 d timesq,byk godaan..nasib teda duit..klu nda abis kena sapu barang2 sna..huahuahua...went up a floor n i saw a familiar face!yes!si emee caroline, i trus tangkap her..wa,tangkap aa..hahaha..long time nda jumpa ba..she was with her friend n alenee..dapat juga jumpa my old friend ni:) alene n emee were my high school buddies, i met emee in high sch n knew alenee since kindergarden n primary sch.. lepas tu kiteorang (ceih,kiteorang?) went to starhill before went home..took pics here n there, bring them to shook where Bob's sis, Atie were performing..excited drang itafloayung..hehe..flo smpai ke umah cant stop mentioning bout Atie..i think she actualy mised si "kenny G" haha..si ita pula mised si "pokpinano" :) glad they enjoyed d perfomance..sempat bgambar sma artis ba drang..lucky...smpai umah,mandimanda.then chat smpai jam3 AM..smbil mamam supper:) such a destressed moment..having friends to gossip wit:p the next moning,awal sa tebgn dgn gelagat ayung menonton crita korea "fullhse" hehe.then i kacau anak selanie,smpai dia tbgn..khakhakha..evil kan..pastu bersiap2 go eat d tmpt yg floi rekomen,just behind starhill...n so,after finish BRUNCH, we went to starhill again, took few pics n go..limpas pavilion..saw ean n jj from hitsfm..hansom pula si ean..i thot he was short..cuz i heard the djs always teased him for being short:p as usual, jln2 smbil took pic...went to chowkit..then i have to go back to bob's crib..cuz he ady bought ticket to SHREK! klu nda,smpai ke subuh bejln sma drang..khakha..but shrek was realy great!i like si donkey...n not least the cat..pussy..hahaha..CATastrophy n reDONKEYlous...:) i had fun last weekend...looking foward to this weekend, me n my man's 3rd year aniversary......3yrs seems like yesterday, loving him more n more each day..with him i am truely me...my real color..no makeup needed:p..yai,lobyduby laa pula..:) ba,hv to go la..study2 lu keja ni..how to do~

jya mata!:)

fuh~

yeah..siap suda asgment yang plg membengonglan sem ni..fuh..ringan rasa..:)

my current mode : listening to my man, Bob..singing 'i'll be there" -MJ on the phone...kmi bergayut ba ni, tp masing2 buat keja masing2..call for free kan..biar ja besangkut di telinga..free juga:p naa,skrng tukat lagu suda dia, Jacklyn Vic "gemilang"..mcm radio pula sa rasa..hahhaha..td dndar dia bercerita sma tu guard ba, org nepal..punya lawak..mcm ayam sma itik bercerita ni..buat action2 lg..hahahasi Vishnu kunu nama dia, baru 19thn..ada UFO di nepal dia blg..tu UFO mcm helikopter..hahaha..dia ada gf..lawaaa dia blg..si bob tanya kunu..suda kiss ka? kuat dia ktawa,pastu malu2 dia cakap.."suda" cara dia ktawa kan..mcm katunXD pastu td si bob kasi tinggal dia, dia smbung menyanyi2 smbil menari..adei..kiutnya si vishnu ni...kikikik

*tukar topic*:p actualy sa mo balik umah ba niari:( suda planing2...but banyak keja n ari 6 ada kelas:( kak lin ni..last minute bgtau..hampe:( skrng ada 3 asgment lg mo buat..adui..feninglafening..ba,si bob bwa bercerita suda ni..smbil dia makan migi cup n minum nescape dia bili d 7e td..cian dia keja malam teda org kawan...ba,mo kwn dia lu..nite2 all:) jya mata!oyasuminasai~!

ape-ape je lar~

hi beautiful ppl:) its been awhile...

somethings are better left unsaid..but somethings are a waste if it was unwritten,unsaid.ununununun~hehe..there's so many things i wud like to jolt down..some that makes me happy n some that makes me sad....

last semester break nov'-dec'09 was the best ever..i had so many things line up..n some i cudnt even put my hands on..starting wit huby sis' wedd..it was such a great exprecience..the part when they walked down the isle wud always be my favourite! its such a lovely scene..but whichever it is..i enjoy sharing their bigday:) God Bless both Jipli and Imelda... n also to my cuzzies n their newly wedd hubby..sory tia dpt attend fully aa..baru balik gia time tu:)

xmas ndapaya cakap la..buzy tahap gaban..plus my cuzzy Dolly lg punya enggagement..i promised to help her on hair n makeup..enggagement eve, we gotong royong 'popot' daging..siok,smbil bergurau senda la katakan;p (aik?npa rojak suda sa tulis ni?antamla xD) the next moning i woke up early..jalan kaki p umah doll, skali tingu..blum pun si dia mandi..haha..sia2 jer i bgn awal:p hair to curl: 1hr, makeup: 1hr....tuptuptupp..rombongan lelaki sampai......slamat ditunang~makan~karoke!yeah..but i was having terible flu masa tu..but sempat sang a duet song wit ah te n drank 3 glasses of redwine..then balik umah..mo tau,bsuk dia....paning,muntah,panas,teda suara...my aunty give me a big "KOTOH" sepa suru tlampau aramaiti....haha...but i insisted goin to clinic..mlm tula sa rasa cam mo kiamat *palis* pusing-pusing,muntah-muntah,tonsil,panas tahap gaban...no one was there for me:( jatu bgn sndri la kan:( takut mo repot ba..nnt sa yg kena mara..hahaa..bsuk dia, i nearly fainted..it was 3jan..n we were having mumy punya rosary prayer for her 9 yr aniversary.. dad bawa sa p clinic, dad kasi kawan sa d bilik menunggu (mcm budak2 pla sa rasa:p bila lg mo manja ma dady..haha) then drang p beli barang..dalam keta pun sa rasa mo mati suda..sejuk btl econ..mo kluar,panas pula:( so i begged them to pulang cpt2.. masa d clinic,DR bg me according to him "ubat paling kuat di dunia" bahaya if overdose..he gave me because i was traveling the next day..so he want me to recover soon..lepas ja sa makan nasi sesuap,i makan d ubat..tdr 10minits..the i can berlari2 suda..haha..p kadai suda jalan2..kena marah lg~sbb suda baik trus mo jalan:p syukur sa bek cepat..balik KL d next day :( missing my family already:(

before i go back for CNY, kmi p USM utk program citrabayu..utk sabahan student berkumpul n dance:) evry year kena buat punya..last yr i met si Iris..this time i met jaqline jagang..my skul rendah punya kwn..she yg tegur me when i was bz urus2 upsi ni..i terteriak..shocked n happy jumpa dia:) althou kmi nda menang..but we had fun..thanks to all dancers n pengiring..u guys rawks!

ni kali sa mo crita pasal CNY yg sa balik baru2, ni kali pun sa buzyyyyyyy btul...dady ask me to balik 2days earlier..he said mo sedia2 utk rombongan ranauians dtg valentine@CNY nnt:p CNY eve, kmi p papar for my brother,jack punya enggagement..it went well..congrats la kan..then mlm tu makan family d umah angkol tua...mo karoke tp teda karan tiba2..spoillll~CNY pagi i woke up early...sedia2 suma yg mo dimasak..with mumy doll,aunty julinis, koden,bapa bude, mama bude, mama rita, kaka lina n so on..yg len lambat bgn...sbb men judi smpai subuh:( ranauians sampai jam 2..nasib jumpa umah kmi..hehe..sinang ja ba carikan...then drang crita2..the makan2...the moginum2..keci pula sabah kan..some of their family members kenal my family:) jodoh mengkali aa..haha..mmm...1st step selesai..tgu 2nd step ujung thn nnt:) on 16th kmi p telupid, si boy lg tunang..smpai ja sna..i heard bunyi sungai!!!waw...cantik blakang umah dia..ada sungai..i fell in love wit the scenery immediately! pastu,sa npk gobuk...cian drang dlm cage...tp kiut oo..i gave them kropok..nda ganas dia ambi..slowly,kiut..nda lama..yg jantan tu buat aksi 18sx aa..adui..lawak..smpai dia p kiu2 tu kayu dpn sa..gete o..hahaha..lepas suma selesai..kmi mamam~temamam juga tadong sadap! :) fuh..jau jugala telupid..huhu..panat duduk berjam2..

aiyo,panjang suda sa crita..klu ada sala tulis siou..kmu ktawa ja la aa.malas sa mo kasi betul suda:p mmba,mo sambung buat keja ni..stress btul buat asgment yg bertimbung!huhu...jya!mata ne!!

love,
anne

9th day of 2010....

it's saturday.....Bob was goin to fetch me yesterday,but i insisted staying, to clean up some mess at home wit my hsemates Ina n Mel...n so,we do cleaning d wholeday..then went to 'pasar' n came back tired...went out dinner wit Kimi,we chat,we gossip,we share,we laugh hard...:)

anyway,im actualy abit annoyed with bombing done in few churches in msia..yes,MALAYSIA...ALLAH is God translated..anyone can use it fr own religion..as long as one doesnt have bad intention in using d word...its stated in Msia's law whereas Msian are free to practice own religion as long as it has nothing againts d law...Christian has been using 'Allah" in bibile fr quite sometimes now, y objected now?y turn it into big issue when it is only a word that is translated to malay n written down in bible...THEY dont own the word...THEY didnt created the word...so y d buzz?they think too narrow n shallow...plus i think some of them bring up the issue for other intentions..politics mayb??whatever it is,God will deal with this... there's no use for quarrel which will make it worse! just let it be..God will show the way..for He is the way of life...~Love your enemy~im not quite religious but i know my religion n i respect others' too..

jya mata:)

Happy New Year!!!!

welcoming 2010 with wide open arms!:)

im now in my room (perak) after skipping a week class...:p havent got chance to write down even few word cuz i was buzy enjoying my Nov n Dec Holidays which was filled with lots of memorable memories:) Bob sis' wedd, cuzzies(Alice Chin & Elsi Chin)'s wedd, xmas with my family, New Yr celebration n Dolly's enggement..n not forgeting all the time spent wit d family.. although i was sick for 2weeks, tonsil, fever & flu..but i did enjoy my holiday..... but now, back to school..n im home sick:( miss everyone back in kg...

1st thing i did as i arrive here is clean my room...with emily's help..thx mel:) i was able to finish cleaning the room n attend the industrial training briefing....

my heart crushed as we were told to choose place to do training in Perak and Selangor only:"( means i will not b able to go home until the end of year..plus i have so many things line up on this coming holiday...we, the borneon students did some discusion with the lecturer, n nothing could change the lecturer's decision no matter what reason we gave to have our industrial training done in d comfort of our own hometown...she (lecturer) said, they also have their own reasons...i still cant get over it...i kept thinking about it.n i cant even sleep...:(

luckily Bob gave me some reasons to smile:) waiting for his call now then off to bed...ready for tomoro's class...

thank you God..for today... n for evrything:)

oh well...this is life....


jya mata!

WATCH OUT ON THIS......

my aunt forwarded me this email..we should be cautious..pls,take time to read this..

Dear all

I cannot stop myself from sharing this with all of you.

Its all started when I received a call from someone claimed that he was Maxis asking me to shutdown phone for 2 hours
for 3g update to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting, I did not question any shutdown my cell phone.

After 45 minutes I feel very suspicious since the caller did not even introduce his name. I quickly turned on back my
cell phone back and I received several numbers of call; few numbers from my family members and the other numbers was
from the number that call me before; 3954380.

I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded very worry asking me whether I am safe. My parents told me that they received a call from someone claimed that they have me with them and asking for money to let me free. The call was so real and my parents even heard my voice crying out loud asking for help. My parent was at the bank waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer. I told my parents that I am safe and asking them to lodge a police report.

Right after that I received again call from the guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which this
time I refused to do so and hung up. They keep calling my cell phone until the battery run down. I myself lodge a police report and was informed by the officer that this kind of scam always reported. MOST of the cases reported that the victim already transferred the money! And it is impossible to get back the money. Bank can only returned back the money if the owners of the account agree to do so or there is a court order.


Guys, be careful that this kind of scam might happened to any of us!!!

Those guys are so professional and very convincing during calls. If you asked to shutdown your cell phone for updates
by the service provider, ASK AROUND! Your friend should receive the same call.

FYI, any Customer Service should introduce their NAME AT THE BEGINNING of the call. Ignore them if you don't get a name at
the beginning of the call. If you received instructions from unrecognized number/person that you are not sure, make
your own judgment. The BEST is DO NOT RESPONSE

If you cannot pickup your loved one's call, DO GIVE A CALLBACK immediately!
Update your loved one with ALTERNATE CONTACT wherever you are


If you think you are SMART that you cannot be cheated, You are wrong!

jya,mata!